Planning a trip to Asia or planning to live in Thailand, if you’re coming from the far side of the Atlantic, adapting to the ‘Condom Sizes’ of the East is a must. Especially if you plan to indulge yourself in the open minded sexual entertainment available in Pattaya. When you’re in the States finding condoms that fit, for safe sex, isn’t too complicated, the condom sizes are clearly marked and expressed in a way you’ve become comfortable and familiar with. For Example XS for Extra Small, even though I think this size may only be available online. Most manufacturers are merciful by concealing that particular condom size within a brand rather than putting Extra Small size on the product label. Usually at most retail outlets like Costco, Rite Aid, or Tesco you are able to find the condom sizes Small, Normal, Large, and Extra Large readily available. The manufacturers even add the words Large, and Extra Large, or the letters XL to the packaging to help shoppers along with the purchase.
In Thailand, especially for your first time purchase of condoms,
that info is not available. You need to know what the millimeter circumference value of your penis is in order to buy the right size condom. That just seems too scientific, I’ll be honest on my first trip, when my condoms ran out, I was lost trying to resupply. Trying to read the sizes on the condom box was like trying to read the fine print on a car lease, it was so tiny. I often bought the wrong size because I was shy trying to read the small print in a 7/11 full of people. So I just bought a box and took it home to read the size in privacy just to find out they were too small again. Once I was able to find my size or one that was close enough, I can now just purchase condoms from the color of the box.
What I will do in this Article is help you acquaint millimeters with the condom sizes Extra Small, Small, Normal, Large and Extra Large, from a western standard, and the packaging they come in. So when your in 7/11 you can just grab what you need without the worry of being embarrassed trying to figure out what size condom you need in a crowded convenience store throughout Asia.
Durex, Playboy, One Touch Condoms, Lifestyles, and Okamoto are the major condom brands
for sale in Thailand and throughout Asia, hopefully this information helps you out during your adventures here in Pattaya. If you’re looking for a particular size just scroll down, I have them all listed here.
Size Extra Small 49mm
Durex Kingtex is predominantly available in the Asian markets only.
Playboy Match
Okamoto Suprema Lite
Size Small 50.5mm
One Touch Ultima
Size Normal 52mm
Durex Sensation
Okamoto 003
Okamoto 003 Aloe
Okamoto Dot De Cool
One Touch Happy
Lifestyles SKYN
One Touch Max Dot
One Touch Mixx
One Touch Strawberry
One Touch Solution
Playboy Fetherlite
Size Normal + 52.5mm
Durex Fetherlite Ultima
Durex Performa
Durex M-11
Durex Strawberry
Durex Love
Durex Fetherlite
Size Large – 53mm
Okamoto Strawberry
Durex Excita
Size L (Thailand XL) 54mm
Okamoto XL
Size XL (Thailand XXL) 56mm
Durex Dual Pleasure
Durex Comfort
For those that are users of Trojan Magnums in the West, here’s some useful information about condom sizes.
All Trojan Magnum brands are 54mm, except for the Magnum XL’s which are 56mm. Another thing that I found interesting was, Magnums are actually manufactured in Thailand through Okamoto LTD. but are unavailable to be purchased here as the Magnum brand. For me it strokes my ego more when I throw a pack of Magnums on the bed. It’s not the same when I pull out an Okamoto, I’m just sayin’. For those of you that still prefer to have your condoms sent to you from your homeland use regular mail service. Instruct your people to send small quantities like 3 or 4 boxes of 12 with a receipt. Sometimes express mail services like Fedex & UPS get hung up in a lot of red tape getting your stuff to you, like telling you, you need FDA approval for a box of 12 condoms. Whereas the postal service works fine, sometimes you may have to pay a Duty Tax or something of that nature or wait a few days more. In general those amounts of time or money are reasonable and you get your stuff.
We need to legalize prostitution immediately. The main reason is so that men can have an easy sexual outlet and thus instead of wasting massive amounts of their mental energy on trying to get sex from women, men can simply PAY MONEY FOR SEX and then spend the rest of their time doing whatever they want to do. Of course women don’t want to legalize prostitution. If men could get sex easily and cheaply, most men would no longer bother dating or marrying women and thus women would no longer be able to act as financial parasites off of men. Legalizing prostitution is the GREATEST thing we could do to sexually liberate MEN! Or, here’s an even cooler idea. American men could simply travel to Tijuana, Asia, Germany, Amsterdam, Thailand, etc, where prostitution is already legal. Most western women, i.e. WHITE women are useless shit anyway so even if prostitution was legalized in America, you would just see a bunch of fat ass white bitches becoming prostitutes. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Even a fucking prostitute from a 3rd world country is a better deal than normal American women. That’s how fucking useless most white western women are. Anyway aside from that, I wrote an essay called “Are Prostitutes Better than Normal Women?” here: http://www.happierabroad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30801